the signs as dragon age origins quotes
aries: “congratulations. you found a waste bin.”
taurus: “ASSCHABS”
gemini: “can i get you a ladder so you can get off my back?”
cancer: "now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. that is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?“
leo: “whoo eees thees man, teeGAN??!?”
virgo: “does the story have griffons in it?”
libra: (happy bark!)
scorpio: “where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?” “right here, you mad dwarven stallion”
sagittarius: “arr! pirate zevran reporting for duty, prepare to be boarded!“
capricorn: “you know, one good thing about the blight is how it brings people together”
aquarius: “swooping is bad”
pisces: *cailan voice* “GLORIOUS”
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