call for the toss again! — ofhounds: when you wake up and your s/o touches...

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when you wake up and your s/o touches your face lovingly and smiles at you but their hands smell like barbecue chips so your first words of the morning are “have you been eating barbecue chips without me” in an accusatory and devastated voice

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